Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Bubba Died in a Fire	Tricky, Tricky	Dwarf Eskimo
Chew on this	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Stuck in the middle	Shark Attack
Yo Mama... Christmas Corner	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...	Me, I want a hoola hoop	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Two Sperm	Yo mama's...Poor	Lift Off
Attack of the American Women	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Blonde in Grocery Store	40 Things Never Said By Southerners
Star Dreck	Frosty	Dinner's On The Table	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's So Poor	Sex Math 101	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	The Lawyer & The Dead Man
Viva Las Vegas	Go Fish	Lawyer Stamps	The Farmer's Daughters
Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Marriage	Birdy	One-Armed Blonde
Dirty Tricks	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	The Annual Check-Up
The President''s Puzzle	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Yo mama's...fat
National Pastime	Broom Factory	A Greater Insult	Seasick
Women Pass Less Gas	She's So Blonde