Horny Toad

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubbit."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Your teeth are so busted...	Men With No Arms or Legs	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Tiff With Riley
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Military Service	Blonde's Salon	A Real Watch Dog
You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Hot Air Balloon
The True Story	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	The Hired Help	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
After the Honeymoon...	Blonde Trying to Eat	Line of Blondes	Keep It In Your Pants
Stooooopid Mama	Respecting the First Lady	Broomsticks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Get Your Feet Wet	Coming Into The Closet	Here, Piggy, Piggy
Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Yo mama's... easy	Bad Day Blondie
Juicy Squirt	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Blonde and Doorknobs
Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	I Guess That's Fair	What's green and smells like ...	Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes
Yo mama's so ugly	Set Me On Fire	Sheep Soup	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
Dog Days	Sex Before Communion	Women and Pool Tables	Counting Condoms
Yo' Face So Greasy	Soyburger vs dildo