Redneck's Last Words

What are a typical redneck's three last words? "Hey, watch this! "

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Waterskiing with Blondie	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Yo Mama's a Saint
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Is That You Coffin?	Seven Dwarves On A Bus
Another Dumb Blonde	Blonde On a Ledge	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Blonde at the Doctor's
Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Stained	An Egyptian man is walking...	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Drunken Man and Blonde	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Spermally Speaking
Runny Noodle	Yo mama's So Stupid	Hot 'n' Heavy	Bush Fans
Blonde in Your Fridge	Pickled Bread	Blonde's Bridge	Bear and Toilet
Gary Condit's M.O.	Father and Son	Scratch Those Thangs	Elephant and Man
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo mama's So Ugly	Why does the TV like the remote?	Yo mama's So Fat
I Don't Like My Brother	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Curd and Rod	Osama Mama
Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Blonde...Infant Scale	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already
Condoms	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	How Many Interns?	Party!
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Twisted Baby Joke