Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks in high heels she strikes oil.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Weiner Eater	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer
Bombing Works	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...So Hairy	Racists and Lightbulbs
Lawyer-Client Relations	Louisiana Heritage	Legalese	An Orange Parrot, Of Course
Horny Old Ladies	Gotcha!	Lightbulb... Arkansas	American Divorce
Blonde and Tracks	Seasick	Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle	Riding in Cars With Boys
What is LXIX?	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	The Paperboy
Small Things	Yo mama's...ugly	Crab Cakes	Redneck Feast
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Lawyers vs. Vampires	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes
Cartwheeling for Cash	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Microsoftie	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Blonde in a Tree	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Sign On The Brothel
Lesbians in a Canoe	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Yo mama's smile	Paying the Price of Marriage
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	It's Not Genetics	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Yo mama's So Poor
Forest Gump	Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder