Yo Mama's... Ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Leggy Blonde	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Brace yourself
Crab Cakes	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Yo mama's So Ugly	Ba Ba Black Sheep
Don't Knock It	Baby Mama	Blind Skydivers	Urinalotta Trouble
High Stakes	An Egyptian man is walking...	Can't Take You Anywhere	Man Catches Crocodile
You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Rump Roastin'	Yo mama's So Stupid	350 Pounder?
Round and Round It Goes	Arkansas Scholars	Blonde Lightbulb	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Aliens Attack	Rednecks' Dogs	Yo Mama's So Old	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Yo mama's so Stupid	America has finally captured Saddam ...	One hungry Bush...	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition
You Might Be Tough	Louisiana Tourist Attraction	Yo mama's so Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat
Hanging with Blondes	Chilled Crabs	Blonde and Elephants	Getting Weighed
Bill Of No Rights	Blonde Horse Ranch	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Blonde Panties
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Yo mama's So Stupid	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	One day a hunter was walking...
Blonde - Death in the Family	Texas Talkin'