Lawyer and Sperm

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?!!!!

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Blonde Crossing	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Birdie Poem
Paying the Price of Marriage	Elephant Tampon	Blonde Meets Cheerios	yo mama is so fat....
Yo mama's So Fat... born	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Flies in a Lightbulb	Something Borrowed, Something Blew
A manager walks into his office...	Deernuts and Beernuts	Highly Illogical	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Viagra Coffee	Clinton -vs- Titanic	Yo mama's So Fat	Archeological Gag
P. Diddy on a Diet	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	North vs. South
Yo mama's So Fat	Mommy, mommy... circles	Bear and Toilet	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
Johnny Big Head	Stained	What Didja Learn?	Yo mama's So Stupid
Chin nuts	Monica At The UN	Multi-Balls	Fooled You
Multi-Balls	Ouch!	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Yo mama's...Ugly
You Might Be A Redneck	Redneck Sex Ed	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV
Proverbs	If You Were my Husband...	Airy Sex	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
The Blonde and the Deodorant	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR