Sharper Than a Ginsu

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Elevator Shoes	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	Monica's Deposition	Redneck Family Values
25 Fun Pool Activities	Peanut In Your Ear	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Speaking Women-ese
Stained	Blind Skydivers	Clinton after Coitus	Smoke It
Yo mama's...Easy	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	Visiting Grandma...	Lawyer vs. Snake
Yo mama's....Halloween	Penis Requests a Raise	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Snack Food
Yo mama's so fat... door	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Whose Son is He?	Blonde Radio	Yo Mama... Shotgun
JFKaput	Redneck Wins the Lottery	Rump Roastin'	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
That's A Buncha Bull	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush is a Puppet?	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck Job Interview	Sharks and Lawyers	The Gynecologist's Glasses
Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Major Crackage
Mouth Organ	The Test	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Smoking Problems
Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Yo mama's so dumb...